The passing of a sign

I don't know if you had heard, but it has been pretty big news here in our house. My zodiac sign has changed. WHATTTTTTT????? I have been a Capricorn all my life and I have never known a thing about what that meant. Sure, in college, I would introduce myself to all the ladies with lines like this: "hey hott! stuff, I'm a Capricorn. Whats your sign?" and I would watch the ladies melt but I was clueless on what it meant to have a different sign.

But times are a changin' and the signs have all been shook up. so, Sam is no longer a Capricorn (when I was a little kid, I thought it meant that I was like a unicorn). Now, I am a Sagittarius. And my world has been turned upside down. Ok, maybe not turned upside down since I still have no idea what it all means. Here are the new Zodiac dates for those dying to know if your sign has changed:

The New Dates:

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20