I don't know why I found this so funny. But if you go to Google Maps and you ask how you get from Japan to China. You get the following directions. I got rid of quite a few of the directions to save space but look at #43. How can you not love Google? This route of driving and jet skiing will take 2 days and 11 hours.
 | Japan |
| 1. | Head north | 750 m | |
| 2. | Turn right toward 大門街道/ | 190 m | |
| 3. | Continue straight onto 大門街道/ | 2.7 km | |
| 4. | Turn left at 大和橋（交差点） onto中山道/ Continue to follow 国道142号線 | 13.0 km | |
57 m | |||
| 40. | Turn left at 県道349号線 | 11.3 km | |
| 41. | Continue onto 県道350号線 | 2.1 km | |
| 42. | Turn left | 1.4 km | |
| 43. | Jet ski across the Pacific Ocean | 782 km | |
| 44. | Continue straight onto 塘后支路 | 400 m | |
| 45. | Turn left at 塘后路 | 600 m | |
| 79. | Take the ramp to 巉柳高速 | 500 m | |
| 80. | Slight right at 巉柳高速 Partial toll road | 37.2 km | |
| 81. | Take exit 甘草店 toward 312国道/ Partial toll road | 1.2 km | |
| 82. | Turn right at 312国道/ | 15.9 km |
 | China |
3 comments:
Funny, funny, funny!
Why did you even think of getting directions from Japan to China? That's quite a brain you've got there.
dear sam,
what in the WORLD ever made you google that?
your neighbor,
dorien
Eden and Dorien - I am just being prepared in case I ever have to travel from Japan to China. Now, I know the quickest way to get there.
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