Thursday, January 7, 2010

The 'best' of books

Due to the fact that we spent about $45,000 last year in buying books, we receive a lot of book brochures and catalogs. I browsed through one of them tonight and found several books that I will have to purchase.

My Word is my Bond--Biography of Roger Moore
Yes, this is a book about Roger Moore's life and his role of playing James Bond. As the book notes, 'there is nothing left out, not even the naughty bits.' Who would not be interested in this little gem? I can't wait for Timothy Dalton's biography on his acting life and his portrayal of 'the actor nobody wanted to play James Bond.'

Cat Yoga: Fitness and Flexibility for the Modern Feline
Yes, it is exactly about what the title of the book is a way 'to improve balance, a sleek waistline, mental clarity and fuller, more luxurious whiskers.' Egads. Seriously? I should flip cats. Just like in flipping houses, I will buy a cat for $200, put it through my yoga program and when the whiskers seem fuller and the cat is sleeker, I will then sell it for $500. I am going to make a fortune doing this.

the 12th Planet
This book offers 'documentary evidence of the existence of the mysterious planet Nibiru and tells why its astronauts came to Earth eons ago to fashion makind in their image.' That is awesome! Really no commentary needed on this, I have to get that book.

If you are looking for strange and interesting books, they are out there to be found. Enjoy your reading.


Brodi Ashton said...

I can't wait to read the "naughty bits" of Roger Moore.

nielsons*love*family said...

i'm w/brodi~

samandbrodi said...

Bro and Dorien--I will get back to you because you know someone would played Bond would have lots of naughty bits. Wait, that didn't come out just right but I think you get what I mean.