Sam: I just wanted to find out what the mileage was on my last oil change
JLube: What is your mileage now?
JLube: Oh man, you need to bring in your truck as soon as possible.
Sam: Cool. Thanks. So, what was my mileage the last time I had it done.
JLube: Its been 5 months now...you really should bring in your truck as it appears that it is well over due for an oil change.
Sam: Once again, cool to know. Thanks. What was my mileage last time.
JLube: Yep, its been 5 months.
JLube: Your mileage was 126,000 miles. So yes, you should bring it in soon
Sam: Cool, only 4,000 miles in 5 months? Wow...looks like I have some time.
JLube: You should really bring it in to get that oil change.
Sam: Cool...I will see you in a month or so.
Sam: Thanks for the info!!!
ZING! Ok, not much of a Zing, but I was extra chipper to him. I actually like the guys I work with at Jiffy Lube...but I don't appreciate the guy on the phone acting like my car was going to implode due to not getting my oil changed at 3,000 miles. They can see that I am a loyal customer who comes in often, yet they still try and sell me on the service. Somehow, someway, my truck has survived going over 3,000 miles.