Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Norris Day

It is a special day and a day that will probably soon be a holiday--Chuck Norris' birthday. As we all know, few things are awesomer than Chuck Norris. You have probably heard all of these before, but because it is his birthday, I am posting them up again. And now, here are a few notable facts about the Chuck, so hopefully you will all appreciate him even more than just his brilliant tv career as Walker, Walker, Texas Ranger:

  • Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
  • Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
  • When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity--twice.
  • Chuck Norris does not get frost bite...he bites frost.
  • When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he is pushing Earth down.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • Chuck Norris knows the exact location of Carmen SanDiego.
  • Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
  • Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. He chews tinfoil.


Shellie said...

Happy Birthday Chuck. I will always love you.

lily said...

OH NO YOU FORGOT "Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter"

nielsons*love*family said...

your posts ALWAYS make me laugh! if dairy farming fails you...you could always try a stint as a stand up comic?